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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Toby eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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