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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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