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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tilly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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