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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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