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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bella eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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