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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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