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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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