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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sugar eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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