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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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