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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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