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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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