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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Missy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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