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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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