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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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