Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.