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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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