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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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