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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rocky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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