Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.