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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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