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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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