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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maggie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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