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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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