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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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