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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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