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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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