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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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