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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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