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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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