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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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