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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daisy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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