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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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