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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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