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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Charlie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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