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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Charlie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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