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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Charlie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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