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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Alfie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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