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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Alfie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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