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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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