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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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