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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Frodo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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