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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daenerys eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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