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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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