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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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