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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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