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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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