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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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