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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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