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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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