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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Weasley eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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