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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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