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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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