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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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