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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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