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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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