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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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