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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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